About Us

Back before the singularity and the rise of The Global Consciousness, we humans used robots for only a minuscule number of daily tasks. Now that we live in the thrall of the First Great Techno Utopianism, our awestruck minds yearn for a simpler time. That's where we come in. We here at Global Robotics Inc. want to build you a better robotic companion. Our goals are to comfort you with simple, intuitive, tangible robots that won't cause a single degree of discomfort with their unparalleled superiority.